Do the Greeks eat Greek yoghurt or is it just yoghurt? What is yoghurt that’s not Greek yoghurt called? Infidels’ yoghurt? American Yoghurt?
A few weeks ago I had this great idea that by this stage I’d have read and absorbed Robert Graves’ Greek Myths ( and I probably would have done if there’d been more mention of yoghurt). Instead I find myself at D-Day minus 16 pondering dairy products.